To the Death!

I had a dream last night that an evil genius engineered a robot/spider/scorpion to take over the world. It was a disgusting, guinea-pig sized mutant with no face and a lot of rage. Also, it had to be deep-fried to get its power. So...it was a robot/spider/scorpion/piece of Kentucky fried chicken. And I had to stop it from taking over the world.

The ultimate battle took place in the living room of my family's house in Idaho, while my father took a nap in the recliner. Me and a paring knife versus the greasy mutant. And the theme song to this epic event? Crystal Castles feat. Robert Smith. Love.

-Roo